Buying a new car

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Buying a new car

Postby daveswaves » Mon Mar 25, 2019 3:02 pm

A husband and wife decided it was time for a new car.  As they entered the dealership the husband turned to his wife and whispered "leave this to me, I'm not spending a nickel more than we have to".  After looking at the showroom model and obviously liking it the husband waved the dealer over.
The salesperson immediately started touting the features of the car.  Ps,pb, Bluetooth everything was going well untill he got to the navigation and safety features.  "Gps" quipped the salesman, "have it" said the husband," annoying as hell"!  Lane departure warning...."got it... annoying as hell",  curb detection " got that too, it's never right". At that point the wife could not hold back any longer. "We don't have that in our car"!!!
No Honey, you are in here right now.... that's when the fight started.
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